if you openly laugh and kid about how you, as an able-bodied fuckwad, park in disabled/accessible parking spots, or use your grandmother’s tag to park there, because “you don’t want to walk far”, and you know “you won’t get caught”, like it’s some sort of quirk, or charming trait…then you are the worst kind of person and i hope someday you get eaten alive by lions, and i get to watch.
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU START PETTING A PET AND YOU CAN SEE THEIR EYES GET ALL SQUINTY AND THEY MOVE CLOSER TOWARDS YOU LIKE THEYRE JUST CHILLIN SOAKING UP ALL YOUR ATTENTION AND IT WARMS YOUR HEART BECAUSE THEY APPEAR VISIBLY HAPPY AND THAT IN TURN MAKES YOU HAPPY AND LIKE LIFE IS GREAT FROM THAT POINT ONWARD
I have a theory that nobody actually works in Ikea. Their ‘employees’ are people that have gotten lost inside, and over the years they simply assimilate into the store. They find themselves wearing clothes that match the logo, they forget the need to eat or sleep. They are Ikea. Ikea is them.
We are all Ikea.
"But you don’t look sick"
well yeah it’s called an invisible illness for a reason
My wheelchair has arrived eeeeeee
do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it
Nine out of ten doctors recommend going on a trip to an amusement park this weekend
The tenth doctor doesn’t want to go
how many followers did you lose because of this post
zero which is also the amount of times you will ever see the tenth doctor and rose together again
am i the only one who finds lestrade attractive or
Reblog if yours will too (and feel free to include anything i missed)
Hey, so stop your scrolling for a bit
think about baby bunnies, and how they actually exist.
Like, they’re just little balls of fluff?
with tiny, itty-bitty noses and whiskers,
and little precious paws.
they can have ears that are soft and droopy,
they can have ears that perky and fluffy,
or they can have both!
Some are so small they can fit in your hand
and most like to snuggle
You can go back to scrolling now.
Sometimes life is just a bit better with baby bunnies.